I am sorry, I just can't take seeing a certain famous person's butt.

Everything is better now.

I'm glad he's not going to make this movie again. I watched the documentary and thought, this is too insane. He's there wrestling a dead fish in order to placate investors. There are sacrifices necessary for art, but wrestling a dead fish to placate investors is not one of them.

I like This one better than That one.

And wish that Brandon or Kayla had won.

http://community.livejournal.com/americanidol/4172305.html

http://community.livejournal.com/americanidol/4172585.html#cutid1

http://community.livejournal.com/americanidol/4173212.html

Jake, these are funny and you might like them.

Soccer is almost over, AI is over. I don't blog about anything else on here, and I can't find a SYTYCD community to watch.

Bummah.

But then I remember... Public Enemies is on the way.

"Whoa. wtf."

"Wait, I don't accidentally have one going on, do I?"

"Whew."

"Is mine that big?"

"Am I gay because I saw that?"

I'd just like to say that these make me very happy.



And...



And not to mention...



He is breathtaking. He has muscles I didn't even know existed.

That's all, you can go back to your shopping.

So I got tagged for this.

And I really don't think it's fair.

My choices were assigned to me, I didn't get to select, and if I were going to select I'd have made this much easier on myself. Because this is HARD.

( How is a person supposed to pick between: )

I'm reading a review copy of Johnny's brother's new book.

it's HILARIOUS.

But here's a Depp of the Day. Looking hot in front of Allen Ginsberg's Lazy Susan. I wonder what you think when you go visit one of your literary idols, and he has a Lazy Susan with condiments and Nescafe on it. "Damn, Allen, that's an iconoclastic honeybear!"

What OD said after looking at the userpics for this LJ.

"All your effeminate men."

http://community.livejournal.com/americanidol/4050585.html?#cutid1

For Jake and DespairF and whoever else reads this because of AI.

I need to remember that you're not in this community and link you to what I post there.

Who knew a youth pastor would have MOVES LIKE THESE?????

Smoking. It's apparently an art form.

I was going to do a long photo post about Madonna's Jesus Luz, and photobucket removed the best photo of him because it violated their TOS.

I am irritated. I'll hotlink it, I guess.

A couple of weeks ago I was having a discussion with a young man of 22 who is a film student about the upcoming Michael Mann movie. He claims Michael Mann is his favorite director. However, he has no knowledge of such prime mann examples as the many Mtv videos he did, Ladyhawke, Miami Vice or The Keep. What is Michael Mann without his days of 1980s cheesetastic goodness?

You may have heard it mentioned somewhere or another that the latest Michael Mann venture is "Public Enemies," opening in July and starring this guy you might have heard of named Johnny Depp as John Dillinger. And you know what? This young man I was talking to had NO IDEA who John Dillinger was. Or what he did. Or how he died. He hadn't even heard the urban myth that Dillinger's penis was so large that the FBI cut it off and pickled it and it was in the vault at the Smithsonian. I didn't discuss that because we were eating, but still.

So it occurs to me that these immortal gangster names, like Dillinger and Baby Face Nelson and Pretty Boy Floyd are unheard of by anyone as much as ten years younger than me. And you know what? That freaks me out. That's like not knowing who Bonnie and Clyde are, or who Jessie James and Billy the Kid are, or Blackbeard the Pirate or Robin Hood or Rob Roy. I'm serious. I'm thinking we need to start teaching criminals units in school history, so kids know who the admirable crooks of the past are.

Pretty Boy Floyd

Baby Face Nelson

Dillinger

Go to school, boys and girls. Or wait for the movie, and wonder how you ever grew up not knowing all this.